naamahdarling:

octahedronhd:

This is Shakespearian.

scribblehooves:

scribblehooves:

I have made peace with the fact my comics will never reach the emotional depths of Tails Gets Trolled.

Look at this. These are only tiny bits and they blow anything I got out of the water!!!

manfuckyopride:

here’s to getting our backs blown out this year

toebeens:

adz:

w-e-r-e-w-o-l-f:

Anime Girl: *breathes*
Her Tiddies:

my cat does this before he pukes

that comment just absolutely took me out

nerdrekr:

serbianslayer:

picdescbot:

badly drawn person holding a guitar

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We were too blind to see just how advanced the bot was

xandrachantal:

kingjaffejoffer:

luchadoreofliberty:

youre-a-fucking-human-being:

Oh man theres a lot going on here

the person who made this got rejected on tinder.

The selfie on the wall is vertical but she’s holding the phone horizontally. Let’s discuss.

tag yourself I’m the syringe

dawnokeefe:

the-incedible-sulk:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

orange-twilight:

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

drinkyourjuiceshelby:

glitterweave:

“I’m trying, there’s traffique.”

Ongina is relatable

xkringle:

White girls who call themselves witches for like…having a rock

lordwaily:

mysweetstruggles:

i can’t control my kin?? i didn’t wnat this either,but i just know i have memories ofmy past and im relalyl sorry

Legendary post

nickjonasnipples:

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

iskinaary:

ask-link-the-hylian-champion:

iskinaary:

watching spiderverse makes me never wanna see another live action movie ever again like. why did we ever start making comic books into live action movies?? make it animated to explore the art form instead of trying to make it hyper realistic you fucking cowards

Okay but have you just concidered

Robert Downey Jr.

i have and i don’t care about him

stalling:

the-real-rupaul:

iconicpopstar:

rupaul: shows up in the ugliest fucking suit I’ve ever seen
the queens:

They’re legally required to or I amputate their toes

Good. Then Naomi can finally fit in her heels