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cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

onefastz33:

Mona Lifta

onefastz33:

Mona Lifta

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

literalsame:

astrology isn’t real when it says bad things about my sign

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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janedoodles:

comfemgem:

theshuboxx:

when the bae says shes off her period

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I want someone who’s never watched Steven Universe to tell me what they think is happening here

Purple star girl swirls and runs directly into her girlfriend, who is off her period. Her girlfriend is prepared for the snu-snu, but they accidentally amoebas.

oreoofficial:

healthy snack in under 1 minute!

  1. buy organic apple
  2. take “organic” sticker off of apple
  3. throw out apple
  4. place sticker on box of oreo™ cookies